Botaks Revived!
After months of inactivity, the Botaks were called into action once again last week to play Manchester United Supporters Club. As the MUSC players were too busy supporting Manchester United, the Botaks had to settle instead for Insignificant Mut Team, which boasted talents such as Anonymous Mut 1, Anonymous Mut 2, Anonymous Mut 3 and Anonymous Mut 4.
The highly anticipated encounter, which was dubbed the match of the season, ended 6-6, with goals from Mian-rinho, Jain, Teoh, Nasir and a brace by Freddy salvaging some pride for the rusty Botaks oufit. Signs of fatigue and aging were evident on the day, as several members of the Botaks were believed to have been involved in an all-you-can-eat japanese buffet and a guitar hero jamming session the night before.
Midfield veteran Jain looked particularly jaded in the first 45 minutes, with his movement being restricted to periodic belly vibrations. Even player-manager Mian-rinho himself seemed to be suffering from sashimi withdrawl symptoms, as he constantly took bites out of the opponent players to satisfy his desire for raw flesh.
Apart from the defensive woes witnessed during the Botaks' first outing since mid 2009, Mian-rinho's problems were further compounded by a lack of discipline exhibited by a few of his star players.
The Botak manger was visibly frustrated with Du, Teoh and Dillion's nonchalance despite being late and did not show any reservations in letting out a "What the fuck you doooooiiiinnnngggg" scream while his players were tying their shoelaces.
This was what a disappointed Mian-rinho had to say:" Well I am abhorred by the team's defensive errors today. School boy errors. The kind of stuff you see in a Sunday league. And the tardiness? What can I say about that? I mean I have not touched any balls for close to half a year now and I was dying to touch some balls today. These guy owe me and the team an explanation for depriving us of fully enjoying our ball touching."
Mian-rinho currently faces molestation charges against half of the opposing team.
In other Botak news, AWOL striker Choo is believed to have successfully disappeared from the face of the earth. In what seems to be an amazing feat of human isolation, Choo has managed to render himself untraceable to all forms of detection. It is believed that even his parents are having a hard time locating the colossal striker and have resorted to luring him out with candy. Situated outside his abode in Bedok is a huge reinforced steel cage with a large piece of candy hanging from the trap door. A picture of the deadly contraption is shown above.
This latest piece of news comes as a surprise to many as it would seem impossible for something so gigantic to go missing. Many of Choo's team mates have expressed their concern over his disappearance.
Botak's wing wizard Du, the most well paid player in the team, stated:" Choo still owes me $20 dollars. If he does not resurface soon, I am going to hunt him down and squeeze that $20 bucks out of him."
Super-sub Dillion was especially worried as well," This news comes as a shock to all of us. The team is really worried over his disappearnce. We currently have nobody to laugh at. Mian-rinho has tried very hard to replace Choo as the butt of all jokes but he just does not provide the amount of comic relief that Choo can offer."
All of us at Botak.Blogspot sincerely hope that Choo is currently safe. Our hearts go out to the Choo family and we hope that he can be located as soon as possible.
Disclaimer: All above mentioned characters were entirely fictional and total remorsefulness to anyone affected by the above story.
