6 gay dudes were found terrorising the beaches of Mersing with extremely gay poses while suspended in mid-air over the past week. Real terrorists conducting a terror camp nearby were so traumatised by the poses, they went on to blast themselves to smithereens with TNT, C4 and nuclear explosives. Members of the public have been warned to avoid eye contact with these guys as any form of unprotected visual contact with the poses have proved to be highly dangerous and possibly fatal.
