After months of waiting, wondering and heated debate surrounding a young man whose superstar status has been built primarily on fashion and style, we were finally about to be given the chance to witness Nokolos Oliveira Lim in all his glory.

Nokolos Oliveira is one of the world’s most recognized sportsmen. Years of success on the field at BOTANGANG combined with a high-profile lifestyle off it had ensured him a rare level of wealth and celebrity. Nokolos is never shy in exploring the arenas that no man has explored. He is often the leading figurehead when comes to fashion n dressing. For Her Magazine has released a shocking story that recently, in a bid to reinvent himself, Nokolos has seized the opportunity and decided to have some fun, and invested heavily on a WIG. A picture of him seen in a curly golden WIG playing the last match against Meng’s team was also pasted on the front page of numerous fashion magazines.

In a follow-up report, Nokolos has clarified that it wasn’t at all a WIG intended to reinvent his fashion sense. In a shocking turn of events, Nokolos, an aspiring and budding lawyer, actually came for the match after attending a court case at the High Court, but has forgotten to remove his WIG. He simply played the match with the WIG on his head, which saw him put in a sterling performance.

Despite this, a legion of the BOTAK's short-sighted fans have gathered outside the country’s Football Association to protest over the seemingly approval by the FA in allowing certain player to wear a massive WIG during a football match. The fans have expressed concern over the safety of other players as the massive WIG could be a menace when used as a weapon to attack other players such as displayed by Nokolos in his infamous E-HONDA move years back. Many are at the time of writing still outside the ground with signboards berating the Football Association, most were dressed in the outfits of Edmond Honda (more commonly known as E. Honda) holding wigs which seemingly resembled the claws of Wolverine in X-men!!!

Sources close to Nokolos have revealed that he’s often late for matches due to the enormous time spent styling the wig as the synthetic horsehair material of the wig tends to straighten normally after a few days of usage.

Team manager, Mian-riho commented, 'This was a glimpse of what is possible from the boy. He is at his best holding the defense with his natural hair, but he can also be a threat while wearing his WIG. I'm pleased this big test went so well for young Nokolos.'

Will the Botak's win their next match at Fuchun this weekend? Will Beckham quit Real and sign for the Botaks? Is the BOTAK'S on-loan striker Keith able to fly with all this haze? Is there a clash of egos going on between the FA and Botakgang? Will Teoh ever win again in Mahjong? Will Nokolos still be allowed to wear his WIG for the next match? All this and more on the next edition of BOTAKNEWS PRIMETIME.

Disclaimer: all above mentioned characters were entirely fictional and total remorsefulness to anyone affected by the above story.