10 reasons on 'why the uni boy'
1) he's readily available
gal: baby lets go out this wkend!
army boy: sorry im confined
gal: are u free on sat?
uni boy: ermm no, i only charge 10bucks an hour..(n the story goes on)
2) he does not whine so much about his life
army boy to gal: baby im really shagged..i had soc test on mon n ippt on wed..n soc retest on fri..n after that i had life-firing..n next wk im having outfield training..n, n, n............
3) the leadership field camp VS the team-building camp
army boy to gal: I'm having leadership field camp next week..in tekong!!
gal: ohh..err..quite cool
uni boy to gal: Hey are you looking forward to our team building camp next week at sentosa?
gal: yea i cant wait to go too! woohoo...
4) he takes her out on mambo night
army boy: im on duty on thur so cant join u for mambo le..
so gal decides to go mambo with her OG n new frens..one of whom is called Ni*h
5) he's got HAIR, everywhere
the uni boy - shoulder length hair/ shoulder length sideburn/ afro/ pony-tailed/ yellow/ green/ messy/ keeps goatie
army boy to gal: my hair is so long! it's touching my ears..i better cut before my csm gives me extras..
6) he can see her everyday
army boy to gal: baby im off tmr n we can go out! im so excited!
uni boy to gal: we can study tog on mon? if not tue? or wed? thur? fri? sat? sun?
7) the cool factor
gal's bf n uni fren both drive..but here's the difference..
uni boy - fetches her to school in a cool red lamborg (draws attention everywhere)
army boy - drives the landrover at 40km/hr (draws the horns everywhere)
8) he can use the camera phone
on a particular day, gal's bf and uni fren both spent $600 on their latest phone. however on the next day,
army boy to gal: shitt la got caught using my fone den kena 3 confines..better switch back to my 8250
9) he can go for trip with her, anytime
army boy to gal: it sucks la we have to cancel our holiday cos im on high alert..it totally sucks
uni boy to gal: we will be heading to thailand for CIP n some fun..care to join us?
10) ha cant think of anymore liao...but yea we're all gonna start sch soon...cheers freshies..n to our bros going overseas...ur testimonial match is next sunday!
jian