Introdution to the botak gang (my version)
the starting five
Shaun Teoh (aka teoh, diao, ba bop.... haha)
the guy that started it all... the fashion craze long before beckham had that multi hundred dollar haircut... the botak original... think he probably reckoned that he could run faster for cross country by reducing some air resistance, so off went the thick and stubborn hair of his...
easily the funniest person around... but thats once u get to know him.... if not its juz the DAOness that u will see... that was wat happened the first time i went into 3 A larh he like dem dao then the du say "hey this is shaun"..... a formal intro and he juz "arh... ya ya ya"...... u know the usual larh..... haha...... then kept sleeping in class before morning assembly with his Good old morning affections... like when u tell him its time to go assembly he will like " aiya don't disturb me"..... think he should be the hulk in the morning lor will juz kill anyone that disturbs him in the morning........
Tor Weijian (aka du, ah du, skinny bugger, the elf.... likes to call himself legolas lor.......haha....)
the ah du is my link to the botakgang initially.... cos he in cross country also then the others are in track and x-country, so juz all play soccer together and then juz know each other larh.... du is the person i know the longest in botak gang lor cos he same class with me from sec one all the way to sec 4 and went to boarding school with me some more......
he is the natural fitness king larh without training his 2.4 also can sub 10 easily..... and he is the brightest amongst the botakgang larh.....( tho he always humbly admits otherwise...... but unconvincingly.....hehe) i think he will make a good business man cos he is always so alert to personal gains..... ( knowing this from personal experience as many a times i'm on the receiving end of a losing deal )
when it comes to soccer i'm warining those pple who are new to the sport DO NOT ATTEMPT to play with the du or he will kill u without mercy....haha.... ( juz think cultured ) i grief for the lost souls, the past victims of the undeniable massacre.......
Huang Jian An (aka Huang Jian, old cock, aunty killer, nu3 ren2 wang2, china man.......)
my first experience of huang jian was of cos during the soccer days at the basketball court... the thrifty dude who always got his fair share of unreasonable scoldings from the most unforgiving of tongues.... dillion...... still remember him and his PAGER last time ( dem orbit ). of cos the huangjian of last time was, in my view, the forgiving one... having no retaliation despite insults after insults. ( think he developed an attitude now )
huang jian was from china last time, and he retains some of that chinese flavour when he speaks. of cos this spells disaster for him.....
the funniest incidents of him involves those in the big mac donalds at bishan.... having fascinating stories told to us by him... and to the fullest of my knowledge he is the most (in canto) "hum sep" person around man..... but super funny.... and we do share a few common ideals and principles..... tho he seemed to have lost many of them after going RJ..... oh by the way he is now the ENTITY with nich... symbiotically joined siamese twins...... ( think Dumb and Dumber )
Dillion Foo (aka Fool, Koh Kok Keong......)
if there ever was a competition for insulting pple.... he would be world champion and most valuable insulter, undisputed.... call him king, there will never be someone who can quite get on another person's nerves as compared to him....no holds barred... he will ditch out anything to make your day...... ( he even has the audacity to insult the du... now even the hulk will think twice about doing that....) sadly during our later days he slowly lost contact with us...... but of cos not totally......
he has the funniest anthics when playing soccer.... making funny noises ( again to insult pple... especially sugu malam and his trusty sidekick bass-karan......dunno how to spell but the one who said he played for woodlands as a star stricker... somehow a star that needs seven touches to control a grounder pass..... no wonder he can't be tackled......!!!! ) other funny traits includes the one touch nutmeg which miraculously works wonders on Bass-kara and Sugu Malam. ( well... anything works on them.........hahahaha)
will always be one of the pioneers of botak gang...........!!!!!
Eugene Ong (aka you2 ji1 Mian4, mian, noodles)
don't like writing about myself larh.... but this is the summary of the starting 5.... the rest will come in the next issue.... in the mean time i have to go study man.......... oh by the way wat nonsense u writing about the hulk and stuff arh teoh.... tho i do agree that the DU can rival the HUlk man..... haha.........
ok until next time
BOTAK GANG RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
---mian---